by Jonathan Azaziah
Listen, I don’t wanna live in a world where we can’t call idol-worshipers who drink cow urine because they think it’s “holy”… Idol-worshipers who drink cow urine because they think it’s “holy”. Get me?
Why should we not be able to take the piss because such people drink the piss?
WHY SHOULD WE BE MELLOW WHEN THEY’RE THE ONES CONSUMING THE YELLOW?
Okay, that’s enough on the jocularity front, Gentiles and Gentilesses. Because this is actually quite a frightening matter. Language is an important warzone of our struggle against Dajjal and we can never, repeat, NEVER allow it to dictate the parameters of what we can and can’t say–especially when the sayings are rooted in 100% Haqq.
Punjab Information Minister Fayyaz ul Hassan Chohan resigned yesterday over remarks he made at an event in Lahore last month. He called Hindus “idol-worshipers” and “cow-urine-drinking people”. This created such an uproar on social media that Imran Khan’s special assistant on political affairs, Naeem ul Haque, chastised Chohan’s comments as “insulting” and “degrading” and “nonsense” and he made it known that the PTI government will be taking action because such words just won’t be tolerated. There’s just one problem though. The man. Didn’t. Tell. A single. LIE.
Continue reading Zio-Style Political Correctness Hits Pakistan: Punjab Information Minister Fayyaz Chohan Resigns After Truthfully Calling Hindus “Cow Urine Drinkers”
by Jonathan Azaziah
Pakistan Zindabad! Death to the cow-piss-drinking terrorists of the Hindutvadi regime!
No seriously, the consumption of bovine urine in India is a massive industry, with the Modi government spending nearly 100 million dollars on industries that make “health” products from cow waste. It’s a more enormous business than selling milk. Hindu extremism at its most disgusting.
And with equal seriousness, we say that Modi the Murderer, also known as Modi the Maniac, should now be known as Modi the Misfit too. Because he launched an aggression against Pakistan in hopes of boosting his popularity in the lead-up to India’s imminent elections, but instead watched the entire Bollywood War Theater blow up in his face. His first attack on the Pakistani town of Jaba, about 100 km north of Islamabad, was said to have killed 300-400 some odd “terrorists”. Turns out no “terrorists” were hit. Nor were any actual, physical human beings. It was a glorious victory for “Akhand Bharat” [Hindutva’s faux, bigoted conceptualization of “Undivided India”] over Pakistan’s… Pine trees. And rocks. Hospital officials and Jaba residents confirmed there wasn’t a single casualty. Yeah. Militarily speaking, it gets no lamer. Pakistan’s Air Force responded proportionately with half a dozen raids on Indian military positions inside occupied Kashmir, landing precise and causing massive damage. India hit back, directly engaging Pakistan’s aces in aerial combat above the Vale’s skies–a foolish, FOOLISH maneuver. Two Hindutvadi regime warplanes were shot down and Pakistan captured a pilot following its decisive thrashing of the invaders.
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