by Jonathan Azaziah
Look who’s in Fallujah! Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Quds Force Commander Major General Qassem Suleimani! A.K.A. “The Living Martyr”! A.K.A. “The Shadow Man”! A.K.A. “The Takfiri Annihilator”! A.K.A. “I Eat ‘Israelis’ For Breakfast”! A.K.A. “He Who Gives Not A Damn ‘Bout Zio-Imperialism”! To the left you’ll see Badr Organization chief Hadi Ameri, and to the right you’ll find my main man Sheikh Akram al-Kaabi, the Secretary-General of Harakat al-Nujaba, decked out in military fatigues! Suleimani is in Al-Anbar’s most restive region to finalize and subsequently lead the offensive to dislodge ISIS. The Quds Force leader spearheaded the first Iraqi victory over MossadDaesh in Jaref al-Sakher (‘Rocky Cliff’, which Iraqis now call Jaref al-Nasr, ‘Victory Cliff’), the liberation of Diyala Province, including the battle for the strategic city of Khanaqin, the freeing of Salah ad-Din Province, including the protection of Imam Hassan al-Askari’s (A.S.) shrine and various triumphs in and around Baghdad alongside martyred Hizbullah Commander Ali “Hajj Alaa Bosnia” Fayyad. Suleimani, typical of him, has also been an absolute genius in Syria, masterminding the whirlwind offensives in the southern Aleppo countryside, Latakia and elsewhere. Not that I doubted my brethren for a second–quite to the contrary actually–but knowing that Major General Suleimani is there among the Popular Mobilization Units provides a special kind of reassurance. With him by our side and guiding us like the cosmic force he is, the Iraqi Resistance will prevail over the Anglo-Zionist Empire’s Takfiri tools FOR SURE. Write it in the notebooks ladies and gentlemen, ‘cause it’s coming!